Lyrics to the dating game by insane clown posse
Contestant #2: First thing, I could never love you. but if i did, I'd probably show you that i care by takin' all these other mothafuckers outta here. I'd sing love songs to ya the best I can, get ya naked and hit it like a CAVE MAN!
I'd go through your phone book and wack 'em all, then find Contestant number 1 and break his fuckin jaw (what!? Then we go to the beach and walk through the sand i throw a little in your face and say i'm just playin'.
as you spit it all out I rub your back and grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!
(applause and laughter) Host: Well it sounds like Contestant number 2 is just overflowing with sensitivity Sharon. Sharon lets have your last question and see which one is gonna win the rights to your neden Sharon: Ok, if we were at a dance club and you both noticed me at the same time, tell me, how would you each get my attention and what would your pick up line be? C#1: Ok, first, I'd slide up to the bar and tell you that I can't believe how fucking fat you are.
Tell me, how you each get my attention and what would your pick up lines be.
I pull the forty out and pour some for your little brother. Number 2 if you fell in love with me exactally how would you let me know?
After your mom does the dishes and the silverware I try to fuck her till I nut in my underwear. He's a pyscopathic, duranged crack head freak, who works for the "Dark Carnival." He says women call him stretch nuts. I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions, a man who expresses himself in his own special way.
The duo has earned two platinum and three gold albums.
According to Nielsen Sound Scan, the entire catalog of the group has sold 6.5 mill..
The group is composed of Joseph Bruce and Joseph Utsler, who perform under the respective personas of the “wicked clowns” Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope.